26 signs you're addicted to golf

2014 10 Broken Tee

1. You practice your golf swing anywhere.

2. You find broken tees everywhere. Everywhere.

3. You tan like this...


4. ...this…


5. ...and sometimes like this.

6. You can’t drive past a golf course without straining to get a look at it.

7. You measure wind speed in clubs and not miles per hour.

Wind vane

8. You know what 'coefficient of restitution' is.

9. You keep your golf clubs in your car boot. You know, just in case.

Golf Player

10. You will spend a maximum of five minutes looking for something before declaring it lost.


11. You tip an imaginary cap when you see someone you know.

12. You cut your grass on the lowest height setting to try and turn your lawn into a putting green...

The Masters - Preview Day 3

13. … but, somehow, it always ends up looking like this.

rubbish lawn

14. You mistakenly attempt to pay for something using a ball marker.

Omega Dubai Desert Classic - Day Three

15. Your idea of a genius architect is Braid, not Rennie Mackintosh.


16. You clean your clubs more than you clean your car.

17. You get a paper cut and immediately check to see if it affects your grip.


18. You think Will Smith was better as Bagger Vance than the Fresh Prince.

19. You don’t see a beautiful landscape when you go for a walk in the country. Only places to build a golf course.

Johnnie Walker Championship - Previews

20. Someone asks you if you want a sandwich but what you hear is ‘sand wedge?’

sand wedge

21. Your idea of ‘smart/casual’ is your club jumper and a pair of chinos.


22. Getting out of bed at 7am to go to work is a chore… but getting up at 6am to play golf is a piece of cake.


23. This is the ring tone on your phone.

24. You’ve said ‘Seve’ plus your surname out loud, just to see if it might work for your first-born son.

25. The first thing you do when it snows is try to find your stash of these...


26. You know who this guy is...

U.S. Women's Open - Final Round


Any other signs you're a golf addict?

Leave your thoughts in our 'Comments' section below.

Share this Article

twitter-logo facebook-logo

Latest Videos See all videos right arrow

play button
How to hit the golf ball straighter in just 2 MINUTES!
play button
Scotty Cameron
play button
OLD DRIVER VS NEW DRIVER - TaylorMade SIM vs TaylorMade Original One
play button
PUTTER BATTLE! Odyssey Stroke Lab Triple Track Ten - VS - TaylorMade Spider X
Odyssey Triple Track
See all videos right arrow

Golf News

Study finds BAME groups interested in golf but don't feel welcome
Second UK golf club closes its doors following lockdown
PGA Tour provides update on fans at tournaments
"It's the stuff dreams are made of" - Nick Dougherty hails innovative event
R&A chief exec fires warning to Bryson DeChambeau

Other Top Stories

Tiger Woods: Inside his $41million Florida mansion
The very best pubs in St Andrews
The Scottish Golf Course Emoji Quiz!
24 lies every bad golfer tells
Doug Sanders: The extraordinary life of golf's original playboy

Quick Fault 'n' Fixes See all videos right arrow

play button
Swing your arms more freely
play button
Denis Pugh’s takeaway tips
play button
Don’t get stuck on the downswing
play button
Pivot around a central point in your swing
See all videos right arrow