26 signs you're addicted to golf

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1. You practice your golf swing anywhere.

2. You find broken tees everywhere. Everywhere.


3. You tan like this...

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4. ...this…

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5. ...and sometimes like this.

6. You can’t drive past a golf course without straining to get a look at it.

7. You measure wind speed in clubs and not miles per hour.

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8. You know what 'coefficient of restitution' is.

9. You keep your golf clubs in your car boot. You know, just in case.

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10. You will spend a maximum of five minutes looking for something before declaring it lost.

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11. You tip an imaginary cap when you see someone you know.

12. You cut your grass on the lowest height setting to try and turn your lawn into a putting green...

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13. … but, somehow, it always ends up looking like this.

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14. You mistakenly attempt to pay for something using a ball marker.

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15. Your idea of a genius architect is Braid, not Rennie Mackintosh.

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16. You clean your clubs more than you clean your car.

17. You get a paper cut and immediately check to see if it affects your grip.

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18. You think Will Smith was better as Bagger Vance than the Fresh Prince.

19. You don’t see a beautiful landscape when you go for a walk in the country. Only places to build a golf course.

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20. Someone asks you if you want a sandwich but what you hear is ‘sand wedge?’

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21. Your idea of ‘smart/casual’ is your club jumper and a pair of chinos.

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22. Getting out of bed at 7am to go to work is a chore… but getting up at 6am to play golf is a piece of cake.

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23. This is the ring tone on your phone.

24. You’ve said ‘Seve’ plus your surname out loud, just to see if it might work for your first-born son.

25. The first thing you do when it snows is try to find your stash of these...

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26. You know who this guy is...

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