Eddie Pepperell has proven once again why many people think he's one of the funniest golfers on Twitter.
The Englishman, 26, took to social media to share his 'manifesto' as he looks to bag a place on the European Tour Players' Committee.
It's not entirely clear just how serious Pepperell is about getting on the committee but it's safe to say the vision he shared with his followers was written with his tongue firmly in his cheek.
Judge for yourselves...
I've been told more than two people have put themselves forward for the remaining two spots on the Tour committee. Here is my Manifesto... pic.twitter.com/AQGGnul6Ek— Eddie Pepperell (@PepperellEddie) October 22, 2017